nut snake

Euphemism for a penis. Originates from the terms nuts for testes. Created by Theo Von.

The guy runnin the Gravitron asked if we wanted to rock then he showed us that nut snake.

by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023

Masala Nuts

When the human male contracts every single sexually transmitted disease known to mankind that one would rather copulate with a three week old seekh kabab skewer that was left outside on the streets of Karachi.

Amanda: God damn it, my crotch has been on fire since last night!
Brittany: Wait, did you fuck Vighnesh?
Amanda: Well yeah. There wasn't any other human male within a 500 mile radius of Devanahalli.
Brittany: Serves you right. Didn't you know he has masala nuts? He's on the UN watchlist for masala nuts.

by knottyfibre January 23, 2024

ninny nut city

A ninny, a person who is so dumb that you can’t even fathom speaking to them. Nut city, a place where ninny’s live that closely resembles the circus and clowns.

Hayley moore lives in ninny nut city

by UrBiggestHater March 3, 2024

Deez nuts

Deez nuts is a joke made lots of people on tik tok and if you get a text saying :

Candice
Ligma
And so on, your getting a deez nuts or balls joke

On kahoot: Candice joins
Teacher: "who's Candice?"
All the students: "can deez nuts fit on your mouth"

by ImnotCandice June 18, 2021

Nuts

Balls

Ur nuts are big

by anonymous January 30, 2022

Nut Crevice

Slang for a woman's vaginal cavity.

"He dumped a load into some woman's nut crevice."

by Timesync March 21, 2023

creez nuts

A cooler version of using the term deez nuts.

Person 1: Wendy's? More like Wen- deez nuts!
Person 2: Nobody says deez nuts anymore, we say creez nuts.

by TheWiseDoge February 14, 2023