bum nut

haemorrhoid

Just self diagnosed and yep, there's definitely a bum nut there, swinging in the breeze.

by Only in Hedland October 13, 2020

Nut-Megging

Take any coffee of a holiday flavor such as pumpkin spice, nutmeg, eggnog or hot chocolate and cumming into the beverage as another person takes a drink.

Hey babe can I try Nut-Megging with you sometime?

by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020

nut leopard

When the opportunity to bag someone arises, a nut leopard is all over it.

Be careful and wear a cup. The nut leopard could strike at any moment.

by dog in hat November 25, 2010

Dietz Nuts

Dietz Nuts are a product of the Dietz & Watson company, who cleverly took part of their name and infused it into popular meme Deez Nuts and made a beautiful hybrid: Dietz Nuts.

"dietz nuts!" "what are those?" "these?" "dietz nuts, dietz and wattson, dietz nuts" "those are nuts?" "dietz nuts arent nuts nuts, these are meat nuts" "those are meat nuts?" "meat nuts" "they're dietz nuts" "i'll get one of those" "grab a handful of dietz nuts" "yuh get a good grip in there" "hey chris, how dietz nuts taste?" "are they delicious?" "what a fun snack”

by Kira_EZMoney July 31, 2022

no nut novemeber

No Busting a FAT nut during no nut novemeber (NNN)

Jeffrey: yooo you know its nnn
justin: No? whats nnn?
Jeffrey: omg dude! its No Nut Novemeber!!!
Justin: Whats that
Jeffrey: you cant nut.

by Manlymanofthemen December 21, 2021

Ding nut

A ding nut is a person who sucks at everything including lying. Mostly when they lie to their girlfriend about being asleep but they’re actually playing video games and ignoring her.

Damn, Raymond is such a ding nut.

by Thetruedefiner December 13, 2021

DEEZ NUTS

SUCK ON DEES NUTS

I ENJOY SUCKING ON DEEZ NUTS

by Ped O’Phyl September 21, 2023