parent-jacking

When an annoying parent (mommy or daddy) tries to direct any conversation or activity into themselves as a parent, or of their children when it has nothing to do with the activity.

An example of parent-jacking
"Oh by the way, I just watched this hilarious new show on TV the other day"
"Oh, my Timmy is so cute when he watches TV. He always laughs and smiles at everything!"

by techyartsyman52 June 11, 2021

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Jack Thomson Disease

A disease that makes you like pasta and pole dance

Me: Look is that guy pole dancing

Other guy: he must have Jack Thomson Disease

by Amongusinreallifesussus June 12, 2021

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Jack

He’s not that smart but he’s fun be around. He very out there and very powerful. But he will and has made lots of bad decisions.

Did you here Jack failed the test

by …………………….. June 12, 2021

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Jack Hennessy

A large human speices looking like Noah Searl. He is severly addicted to playing Fortnite with Sam Hepburn. All aside, he is a nice person and will beat up Addison.

X: Have you seen Jack Hennessy today?
Y: Nah he's probably playing Fornite at home lmao

by MrSimpson69420 June 14, 2021

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prayer-jack

To spontaneously and with little to no warning, begin praying with strangers you just met. Most of the time this is done holding hands.

They seemed like very nice people and right before we turned to walk away, he asked me "can we pray?". Before I could respond he reached for my hand, and prayer-jacked me.

by hitworth June 14, 2021

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Jack is a fun person to be around with a strong personality. He loves animals and friends. He will protect you in any situation and will always get you through rough times. He’s very polite and really strong inside and out.

Person 1: Did you meet Jack?
Person 2: Yess he is the best

by …………………….. June 14, 2021

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