Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!

"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

Jacks Breakfast

A man in a class that is not very smart and matthew can see the future of jack being dumb

Why is Jacks Breakfast so dumb

by Jack=bad April 20, 2021

Jack Roberts

This is a foul creature als called a wench who leech’s of other people’s kindness and Robs his friends for money and sells moss to people for £20 then says he can fight everyone but backs out of every fight he is a crippling alcoholic and beats every girl he sees

U know that wank stain jack Roberts

by xXdonleyboiXx April 24, 2021

Jack Kelleher

The Man

Person 1; Do you know jack kelleher?
Person 2; Ya he's the man

by JackKelleher420 April 27, 2021

Jack(son) shit

Slang: vulgar (British, used exclusively by the Jackson clan)

Nothing at all.

Affronted person: What's wrong with you?
Felicity: Jack(son) shit!

by A-concerned-citizen April 27, 2021

Jack Rolloson

Runs a shit server Called BC:RP when DOCRP is better

Jack Rolloson is a shit developer and runs a shit server called BC:RP when my server DOCRP is better

by Matthew Mastrangelo April 29, 2021

Jack Brookes

Jack Brookes is the pengest guy around. He’s the funniest person you’ll ever meet and his dick packs a punch. If you ever meet a Jack Brookes, never blow his trust, he’s the best person you’ll ever meet.

Bob : “Do you know Jack Brookes”

Every Girl To Ever Walk The Earth: “Hell yeah, his cocks huge”

by farmblock steppa May 3, 2021