by Twopeice February 1, 2023

A best friend is someone who will drive 4 hours to see you for your birthday. A best friend is someone who will always be there for you. A best friend is someone who will sing all 46 songs with you.
Person 1: hey who's your best friend?
Person 2: oh Jaliyah Miller
Person 1: how is she your best friend?
Person 2: she face times me every night. We always sing Hamilton. We laugh at the stupidest things together.
Person 2: oh Jaliyah Miller
Person 1: how is she your best friend?
Person 2: she face times me every night. We always sing Hamilton. We laugh at the stupidest things together.
by jaliyahmillerismybestfriend November 11, 2019

by Morfgip rugber December 10, 2024

Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”
John: “What is that?”
Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”
John: “Oh no.”
John: “What is that?”
Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”
John: “Oh no.”
by NicePerson200 August 10, 2022

Person: Hey, let's be friends!
You: But I'm a person who doesn't have any personality, humour, charm or wit to even satisfy or make anyone laugh, how are we supposed to be friends?
Person: Don't worry, I don't exist.
You: But I'm a person who doesn't have any personality, humour, charm or wit to even satisfy or make anyone laugh, how are we supposed to be friends?
Person: Don't worry, I don't exist.
by Idris the Sexy January 20, 2021

When friends make an exception from a normally “friendly relationship” to a “friends with benefits” like relationship for a limited period of time. They both consent that it will only last for that period of time, and afterwards they go back to being normal friends.
by Norwegian Education February 27, 2020

a - “IM XRYIMG RHATS SO DUNNY”
b - “i know it’s so funny”
a - “the fact that you know what i said, you’re a true friend”
b - “i know you too well”
b - “i know it’s so funny”
a - “the fact that you know what i said, you’re a true friend”
b - “i know you too well”
by gabbyxo4410 November 3, 2020
