Deez Nuts

Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.

Mom: what did your dad tell you to do?
Son: "Deez Nuts."

by psmith69412 March 30, 2019

Top Nut

The highest price you're willing to pay for an item.

"My top nut on that is like 30 bucks."

by EhZStreet March 11, 2022

Belgian Brownie with Nuts

It involves steamy poo, chocolate sauce and another man's scrotum

Garry ALWAYS has his Belgian Brownie with Nuts BEFORE dinner so he's sure he has enough room.

by publius2011 April 3, 2017

Nut pod

Nut pod is when you jerk off, and you cum into a juul pod. Then vape it will shoving your thumb up your ass

James may hit his nut pod while blushing

by Vapegod69nuttt November 7, 2020

nut negative

When getting a nut does not outweigh the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut positive

Sucking my own dick definitely turned out to be a nut negative experience.

by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017

bust a nut about

It is what you say to one of the homies when they think something is hot, but it actually isn’t, or it is common and not that special.

Homie: Yo did you see the outfit Jessica wore today?! I could see so much of her cleavage!
Me: Easy bro. Nothing to bust a nut about

by DiffinDagels March 7, 2024

Nut Barrage

To inflict violence upon someone or something using one's own, or another individual's testicles as a weapon.

I just got Nut Barraged!

by William Rentes September 4, 2018