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heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?
by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014
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Nostalgia Nut

A nostalgic memory from something you like (like a video game you used to play) and that nostalgia is so good it gives you a mental orgasm
Person 1: Dude, I was playing skyrim the other day and when the soundtrack kicked in I got a weird mental orgasm

Person 2: Oh I feel you, its like a nostalgia nut, right?

Person 1: EXACTLY!
by Harolds BJBJ's December 3, 2019
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Omega Nut

Omega Nut. A Word Which describes your burning passion to nut in someone.
Example:
Boy 1. Woah! Do you see Emma over there?
Boy 2. Yup, Omega Nut my boy.
Boy 1. Wish I could.
by Nutter42 May 3, 2018
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nuts

two big delicious things that sag at the bottom of your penis. men and women alike love to suck on these just because theyre so good.
Jodi: Damn he's really going at it.
John: Yeah, this man whore loves my big juicy nuts.
by nutsucker4000 July 9, 2022
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Nut Soaker

When hiking in Arizona and you encounter a river that is only deep enough to soak your nuts if you sit in it.
So I was hiking in the afternoon heat and was lucky enough to come across a Nut Soaker
by Pesos Weinstein September 16, 2020
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Job-nut

Noun. One who endures full-time work hours and commuter traffic solely by choice, rather than out of financial necessity; also, one who 'drops in to visit' at his or her place of employment during non-traditional periods such as holidays, personal days, or maternity leaves. Synonyms: maniac, imbecile, moron, lunatic, suicide, loser
Dan: Hey, Bill, entre nous -- wasn't Frank up for retirement like nine years ago?

Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.
by James Hoffa Lincoln October 25, 2017
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post nut tiredness

"that was so good I have post nut tiredness"
by bigmanthings100 March 18, 2024
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