Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.

1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"

by The Real Magician March 31, 2025

Nut Bucker

Someone with fat buck teeth that likes trail mix ( nuts)

Shut up you Nut Bucker

by anonymous April 3, 2025

National Kick Bi guy you know in the nuts day

april 3rd

wow its National Kick Bi guy you know in the nuts day!

by bitch688273 April 3, 2025

shrimpy nuts

When something is absolutely wild, unexpectedly awesome, or just straight-up mind-blowing. Can also be used to describe someone who’s adorably attractive or charming in an offbeat way.

“Bro, that street performer juggling flaming shrimp? Shrimpy nuts.”
“Yo, this Thai place? Shrimpy. Freakin’. Nuts.”
“Did you see her outfit? Total shrimpy nuts vibes.”

by Tremendous Tom April 3, 2025

shrimpy nuts

When something is absolutely wild, unexpectedly rad, or mind-blowing. Can also be used to describe someone who’s adorably attractive or charming in an offbeat way.

“Bro, that street performer juggling flaming shrimp? Shrimpy nuts.”
“Yo, this Thai place? Shrimpy. Freakin’. Nuts.”
“Did you see her outfit? Total shrimpy nuts vibes.”

by Tremendous Tom April 3, 2025

Sunk Nut Fallacy

When you are mid nut and suddenly hit with regret that the nut isn’t worth it but you already committed to it so you must go through with it.

I was halfway through a cringe hookup when I realized I wasn’t into it, but I’d already Ubered there and taken my socks off—sunk nut fallacy at its finest.

by Attic Tards April 5, 2025

POKE-NUT

the act of nutting or climaxing into a poke bowl and your partner eating it

nice poke bowl, id bet it would be better if i nut in it first and made it a poke-nut

by Totoro23 April 5, 2025