shit a wreath

When you take a shit and it coils around the bowl into a neat circle.

"Dude I shit a wreath after thanksgiving dinner and it was decorated with cranberries.

by LeahAndyPlease December 21, 2014

shit sacker

When someone wipes their anus from back to front getting fecal matter on their testicals hence the name shit sacker

Jim said that he got some shit on his nutsack by wiping his ass from back to front so we gave him the name shit sacker

by dafox10 October 23, 2013

shit gun

The way an Asian pronounces "shot gun."

Bich, I keel yu, I shoot yu wit modafoking shit gun!

by futurebutterfly December 1, 2013

shit whisk

A complete and utter moron, oblivious to even the most obvious common sense realities.

dude, Ricky is such a shit whisk, he couldn't even do one plus one!

by teh fool December 4, 2013

shit thicket

A state of mind or situation in which every move you make is wrong; every action takes you deeper into the shit. Also: an unproductive area of disagreement or argument

1) "It feels like I've been stuck in a shit thicket for weeks." 2) "Let's not get into that shit thicket tonight"

by hotcrossbunjijumper February 13, 2015

Shitting the Door

When people are scared it is said they'll 'shit their pants' and when people are emotionally distant it's called 'putting up a wall' (or door in this case.) Shitting the door simply means you are scared to get emotionally close to someone so you put up a door to prevent that.

Boy 1: I really like Becky but she doesn't seem to like me back...
Boy 2: Nah man, she's just shitting the door. Give her time.

by Slenderman February 16, 2015

shit twisting

The act of twisting yourself out of deep life threatening shit by the art of smooth talking.

"Don't ever doubt my shit twisting skills bruh"

by Smoothtalker February 22, 2015