polar penis

When you get frostbite 🥶 on your dick.

It was -20°F outside, cold enough to turn a man's dick into polar penis.

by dsrdakota February 22, 2021

Frank penis

Know as big dick in science term it refers to the American singer songwriter frank sinatra who had a big ole dongle.

Wow that guy Tim, yeah I heard he has Frank penis.

by NOBODY12345678910111213141516 March 3, 2021

Micro penis

A micro penis is used to describe someone whose penis is not only small but can be labelled as microscopic.
An embarrassing size with questionable functionality.

My friend Andrew Dalimore has a micro penis-Beau

by Andypoi123 January 14, 2021

Pinot Penis

When you drink too much Pinot Grigio to the point where it’s nearly impossible for you to feel any sexual stimulation. - Equivalent to whiskey dick.

Last night I hit her with the Pinot Penis, I couldn’t cum, but she fell in love.

by 2skip3 January 21, 2021

Shitty penis

When your having sex with a girl then she shits on your penis

Hey i just got a shitty penis
Did you like it?
HELL YEAH

by i am e February 3, 2021

vons penis

vons penis is very large and hard 24/7

"did ya know abt vons penis" "yeah i heard it was very, very large and hard"

by kazzysbf March 14, 2021

kais penis

FUCKING MASSIVE

the other day i fell over and started cry cause i tripped over kais penis

by yehbruh88 March 18, 2021