Cock-Meat-Sandwich

Sucking Dick basically

Big Bob: Are You Boys Ready for your cock-meat-sandwich
(some time/words pass buy)
Kumar: Damn, his dick smells like shit

by The1337Arcade.Com August 24, 2008

grab his cock

A phrase used as a smart ass answer to all questions. Similar to a barrel roll.

Girl:I really like this guy, but I don't know what to say to him.

You: Grab his cock.

by Kidlazarus January 13, 2008

Cock Mess Monster

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"

by Mr Marky November 30, 2007

Cyber Cock Block

Cyber Cock Block (or C.C.B) n. An unwelcomed person who intentionally invites themself to join a private or intimate conversation between two individuals via the Internet.

Dude, I was talking to that hott chick on FaceBook last night but Alexia kept "liking" my posts. Damn that girl is such a cyber cock block!

by Keepdancing July 12, 2010

sunk cock fallacy

When you invest a lot of time into getting to know a girl, find out you don’t really like her, but still do the seggs anyway because you've put that much time into it.

Person A: “I'm gonna seggs her tonight.”
Person B: “I thought you said you didn’t like her.”
Person A: “I did, but I'm horny, and I don’t wanna have to go back to phase 1.”
Person B: “Sunk cock fallacy.”

by Not Amogus May 31, 2023

Golden Cock Ring

Term used to define when a baseball player hits into four double-plays in the same game.

Golden cock ring? That's worse than the Golden Sombrero.

by Superjim3 April 22, 2017

Rock 'n Cock

To do good business. To get on the dancefloor, to go in to the conference room, to walk into the interview, and completely and totally own it. Dominate your obstacle and do it with a smile on your face. A man who can rock 'n cock will never have a regret, will be successful, and will make a lasting impact on society.

Ryan: The clients just got here
Andrew: Alright, let's rock 'n cock baby. Let's close this sale and turn the F up.
Ryan: Hell yes brother

by AndyBoBandy98 August 5, 2022