National Fuck The Sanity Out Of Amani Day

It writes itself

“Bend over you fuckin heathen before I bust your bones into a soggy style position for you” - Me on National Fuck The Sanity Out Of Amani Day

by Niggacumshitfart April 13, 2021

National fuck anything day

On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day

Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?

Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!

by StankyOldPenis21 April 14, 2021

National fuck a friend day again

on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

I cant wait to shag my friend Tim again, tomorrow its national fuck a friend day again

by anonymous April 14, 2021

National give Daniel head day

On this special day we give all people with the name Daniel head.

Omg it’s August 22! What’s so special about today? Today it’s National give Daniel head day. C’mon let’s go give Daniel head!

by Mike Hawk jr. April 14, 2021

National Junkbot Day

National Junkbot Day starts on January 1 Junkbot day is the day in remembrance of the “Flamingo Junkbot Raid”

“I celebrated National Junkbot Day with my friends!”

by EggBoy8273773 April 15, 2021

National Stop This Stupid Trend Day

May 1st is National Stop This Stupid Trend Day. On this day, no one of any age is permitted to make up any more of these stupid random holidays that have no meaning or significance.

Hey 12 year old! You can’t make your “National Anime Titties Day”. It’s National Stop This Stupid Trend Day!

by a sane person on the internet April 16, 2021

National horny day

On june 23rd you can officially ask for nudes/sexual favors.

Person 1: Ayyo imma get her nudes cuz it's National horny day
Person 2: man that's creepy but you do you

by Mega-blongus April 16, 2021