Big Fat Evil Nut

When you climax and you bust a massive, beyond comprehensible nut that is also the most glorious and gracious of all nuts ever busted before.

"Bro, I would bust a nut in her butt"
"Well I already busted a big fat evil nut in her butt"

by bigfatnutter67 September 12, 2025

Fuck-Nut

When you encounter a particularly annoying enemy.

OH YOU FUCK-NUT

by TTV SpaceFam972 September 14, 2025

Beer nuts

When you are driving and drinking a beer and the beer spills out of the can and onto your nuts.

Hey babe, when I went down on you to give you head, I noticed your nuts smell like beer and the hair on your nuts is soaking wet. Yeah, I got beer nuts while driving---ENJOY!

by Skankeroni September 17, 2025

CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)

A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.

“Why did start dating this new girl?” “She has much lower CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)”

by MsMiller January 27, 2025

Done his nuts in

When a male has fallen head over heels for a female

Oh the poor bloke has done his nuts in

by Vivid28 January 28, 2025

Nut hatch

When your pants are on their last leg and your bollock decides to make an appearance.

When Quinn was coming down the waterslide, he had a nut hatch and i could see his lefticle

by PhatPenguin February 1, 2025

Nut In One

When ur jerking it crazy style and you cum so far and so fast it hits your mouth

I just shot a nut in one last night!

by Raider48623 February 1, 2025