Chubby Fingers

If a person has 'chubby fingers' then it is implied that that person is a gossip and can't help but sticking his fingers where they belong, usually making the situation worse. Note; a person with metaphorical chubby fingers does not specifically need to be chubby for the phaser to be valid.

Gary: Oh did you hear Jake was the one who told Alex I was cheating on her?

Pete: No way! That asshole has definatly got Chubby Fingers

by Jason Merry April 25, 2017

Shitty fingers

Shit fingers

Brandon always has shitty fingers

by Jamal taint January 04, 2021

I'm all fingers

When your texting somebody and your ready to listen.

(Text messages)
John:I'm so sad!
kate:I'm all fingers!

by The Oppisop June 03, 2015

Five Finger Caress

The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.

“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress”

“Dude, what the fuck?”

by Speedstermmm5 December 20, 2024

pitty fingers

When he fingers you out of pitty

«I dont want no pitty fingers» ~Her
«Darling, please» ~Him

by Pittyboi November 14, 2017

Finger horn

Using your finger to get your feet into a pair of dress shoes, when the shoe horn is backwards and you are hammered drunk.

Derek was so hammed his shoe horn was back wards so he had to resort the the double finger horn

by Spenny for real February 26, 2012