Salty Dick

The act of masturbating with salty hand lube when one gets clammy or sweaty hands. Once hands are sloppy, most and warm its best to perform a salty dick.

Guy 1: "My hands are extremely sweaty"
Guy 2: "Slip n' Slide them on your dick bro, do the salty dick"

by RaiseOner May 16, 2014

dick jail

When your chick acts out of line and you refuse to give her your dick.

"I put my chick in dick jail for acting like a fool on New Years"

by Dickjailfounder January 2, 2015

dick hicky

When someone sucks the tip of your dick so hard, it bruises. Duh.

Tim: Dude you gave me a dick hicky -- my boyfriend is going to know I'm screwing around now. Argh!

Grady: Sorry man. That sucks.

by YourFutureBoss_Maybe November 22, 2013

tuna dick

is wen ur dick is as wide as a tuna can but cant touch the bottom

Eww becky he has a tuna dick

by bbwshlong69 May 23, 2015

twat dick

Twat Dick meaning is a slur of gaming in between useless and annoying

Aaron is a Twat Dick because he carnt play gta

by vs sonic September 15, 2015

Leos dick

Fucking tiny af bruh

Girl: Leos dick is fucking tiny duude!

by Druglord57 December 12, 2016

Dick Cheese

The substance created when the penis is uncleaned and the semen is dried up on the tip and combined with hooker saliva.

This substance gives off a very pungent smell of dick hair and your mom's old ass panties that were left behind the toilet to hide her shit stain from anyone to see.

"Jimmy your cock has alot of dick cheese on it, were you fuckin hookers???!?!?!"

by Frog123123123 January 4, 2016