Peni

The plural of the word penis.

My and my bro like to flex our big peni

by Toesandbros March 26, 2022

Penis gunk

Penis gunk is when you haven’t washed your head for multiple days after cumming and are left with a cheddar like smear on the inside of your foreskin. This is not harmful but quite smelly,

Oh my god Brian. My doctor said I have type 2 penis gunk. He told me to tell my friends the dangers of not washing your head.

by CAZINACAGE January 20, 2019

Penis

Something James Charles does not have.

Son: mom whats a penis?

Mom: oh honey just something james charles doesn’t have.

by Dani2607 December 26, 2019

Penis

if it's smaller than 5 inches, get ready to get judged, friend.

Craig: oh dude how big is your penis
James: y'all gonna be surprised on how big it is

by lmfao dude December 5, 2019

bitch ass penis

when your girl be cheating on you and letting other guys give her anal

best friend: hey why is your girl such a bitch ass penis wipe
me: i dont really know

by its ye boi mr krabbs May 8, 2020

penis-food

A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight (alternative: penisfood, penis food)

Boy that lass is instant penis-food.

by Mackem_Beefy June 17, 2018

Below average penis

The slang for: "a huge penis"

"Bro that's a below average penis"
"Yeah, I know right, ITS HUGE!"

by Clutzx January 1, 2024