Bag Fucker

1. A person who has sex with people over the age of 80

2. An asshole
1. "That girl, Tracy, I heard she had sex with your grandma" , "Oh! That bag fucker!"

2. "Your friend jimmy can be a real bag fucker sometimes"
by Gocnitively pmiaired May 27, 2017
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air-bagged

Being on the receiving end of an activated automobile airbag. Typically due to an accident or collision.
I would have walked away from the accident, had I not been air-bagged.
by qbam89 October 19, 2010
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Blue bags

Blue bags is a term used in Northern Ireland for a purchase of alcohol that is usually consumed in a public area by lower socioeconomic sectors of society
*Any glimpse of sunshine*
Wee Mickey - ‘it’s pure warm the day’
Wee Mickey’s mate - Blue Sky, blue bags .. yeooooo
by ToiletPuma June 30, 2018
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bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 04, 2024
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bacon bag

"Girl I know you wanna suck on this bacon bag"
by Dapibb November 23, 2014
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Inverted Tea Bag

An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
by liboface May 31, 2011
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booboo bag

Bags filled with feces or other booboo related materials. Commonly sold on Facebook and it's marketplace.
Gurl, you finta buy my booboo bags for $20?
by ToledoSKD March 21, 2021
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