A few days later

When something very exciting happens one day, and the next exciting even doesn't happen until next week, then you just say "a few days later" and it skips over all of that boring time!

Cartman: Oh, no, the bad guy got away!
Timmy: Timmy!

A FEW DAYS LATER...

Cartman: Look, Timmy, there's the bad guy again!
Timmy: Timmy!

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 3, 2005

Anti-Furry Day

This is a holiday you can celebrate whenever you want and allows you to commit violent acts against furries for the crimes against humanity they have committed.

Person 1: Bro, why are you beating that furry up?
Person 2: I'm partaking in Anti-Furry Day.
Person 1: Seems fair, I'll join.

I hate furries and will commit furry genocide, for I shall decide that every day is Anti-Furry Day from today onward.

by BEANS WITH A Z October 17, 2022

Dog Day Afternoon

As the Accidental Reincarnate says, "In literally having had many of a 'Dog Day Afternoon' spent particularly engaged in the activity now suggested. I have now found that while so indulging myself and enjoying a cold beverage on this life's many days of same, it much better having two hands with an opposable thumb than two paws and a long tongue!"

Have you ever spent a dog day afternoon wondering what Fido would do if he could make a fist?

by Gravy111 November 1, 2010

Born to be gay day

Everyone born on november 12 must turn gay at their 17th birthday.

Mark: "Daniel is going to turn gay tomorrow."
Joseph: "What?"
Mark: "He was born in november 12."
Joseph: "oh right, that's the born to be gay day."

by DankestDiavolo November 11, 2022

birth control day

a term for when childless teachers are glad they are childless and plan to continue to be childless after a rough day at work

the kids have been bouncing off the wall all day. screamin, throwing things, and tattling. it was just a birth control day!

by kixxarse July 31, 2010

Suck a femboy day

The day (November 9th) where you are required to suck off a femboy.

Femboy: Hey john, you heard of suck a femboy day

John: no

Femboy: I read about it on urban dictionary

by Femboy nut cracker July 13, 2022

Latter Day Ain't

A non-devout / faux member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. A Jack Mormon. One who is Mormon by culture, but does not have a testimony of the church or who does not live by its precepts.

Person 1: Dude! Can you believe that Jack is a Mormon and he voted for Obama and against Proposition 8?

Person 2: Yeah. Jack is total Latter Day Ain't!

by vududady October 4, 2012