The one

The person who you know.
The person that you fall in love with.
Who you are the whole-hearted to.
The funny one.
The smart one.
The one that could always cheer you up.

Friend 1: *stares into the distance*

Friend 2: Man, she's the one.
Friend 3: Lay off boy! She's MINE.

by VictorIsAwesome January 11, 2019

One

The lonely number

one is the lonely number

by yourboi ali a January 12, 2019

One Grantai

One Grantai is an apartment located in Macau , China. To get there you either walk up a hill , approximately 15 minutes, or take the shuttle bus.

-Hey, where are you going tonight?
- Hey, Im going to One Grantai

by WariduWarida January 16, 2019

one hand date

It's a secret word for boys. You use it when you have to say Jerkoff

Friend: Do you want to do something later?
You: No, I got a One hand date

by TheGodOfNickNames January 17, 2019

ok one more

the lie someone tells themselves as they reach for yet another piece of celery

Guy: Man, i’ve already eaten half the bag

Guy: ok one more

by Madside Huntdog June 12, 2018

Curly Short Ones

Another phrase for pubes used once by Abraham on the Walking Dead. Poor Abraham. )^’;

Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?

Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?

by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018

One Rubber Rampage

1. Git gud
2. Fuck a girl with a condom
3. Take the condom off turn it inside out and give it to one of your bros
4. Your bro fucks a girl with the condom
5. Your bro take the condom off and hangs it out to dry on a clothes line

6. You take the condom after its dried out and fuck a girl with it

7. Repeat steps 3-6 until the condom is broken

Devin and I went on a one rubber rampage while we where in Henley

by Doomguy26 June 14, 2018