Dirty Cole

When someone with stretched earlobes, or "gauges", has their ear-hole fingered in a sexual way.

Duuude... that Brittany chick is kinky. she gave me a Dirty Cole the other night.

by ColeMalphus February 19, 2011

Dirty Breakfast

Stopping off at McDonald's for a sneaky breakfast before work

Fancy going over the road for lunch Dave?
No thanks mate, I had a dirty breakfast!

by Maldax November 5, 2010

Dirty Badger

To be a dirty fuker,

1. to perform the sex

2.not washing

3. have really elicit fantacies

dave: i took her back to mine last night for a bit of you know what
paul: hahahaha you dirty badger

man1: would you take a shower you dirty badger
man2: fuck off

by KevinMul February 9, 2010

Dirty Anthony

When you whip out your GoldenEye to 007 a diabetic.

Every time I play video games somebody pulls a dirty Anthony

by Keith Turban February 14, 2020

Dirty Brandi

1. A Dirty Brandi is the act of becoming intoxicated by drinking in someone’s beauty.

2. When you see someone so beautiful all your juices start flowing and you can no longer think straight.

3. When you see someone so sexy that your thoughts become so twisted even the most innocent of thoughts become naughty/dirty.

1. Did you see Steve walk into a wall after seeing that girl? He totally had a Dirty Brandi moment!
2. “And further more if you multiply the co-sign by the derivative and (*notices woman*) der... umm. Always capitalize your soup...”. “Holy crap! The professor sure had a Dirty Brandi!”
3. “I was sitting in church and had a Dirty Brandi!” “Oh no! What happened?” “The preacher said we should forgive people, and all of a sudden I pictured some chic naked and imagined all the thugs she could forgive me for doing to her!”

by Steve-Switcher December 3, 2018

Dirty Wilkins

Much like the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Wilkins includes poo rubbed on the face, but the aplicator is no longer ones index finger. After romantic anal loving, the male removes his stool infested penis and begins to smear it across the female partner's face, creating "Dirty Sanchez" effect. This move is much classier than the Dirty Sanchez, but is much more agressive. Also see Dirty Sanchez.

I Dirty Wilkinsed Cindy last night and she now loves me more than ever.

by Cindy Wilkins February 10, 2004

Dirty Load

When a guy hasn't busted a nut in a while, say 4-7 days, and his jizz is extra thick and gooey. Also slightly yellowish tinge to it. His girl would probably have to chew it before swallowing it.

Dude, I dropped huge dirty load in Nikki's mouth last night. She literally had to chew before she could swallow.

by Scuba Tony McShady-AF July 30, 2016