Much like the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Wilkins includes poo rubbed on the face, but the aplicator is no longer ones index finger. After romantic anal loving, the male removes his stool infested penis and begins to smear it across the female partner's face, creating "Dirty Sanchez" effect. This move is much classier than the Dirty Sanchez, but is much more agressive. Also see Dirty Sanchez.
by Cindy Wilkins February 10, 2004
When you're still drunk from the night before and a dirty man who works at a fast food restaurant looks like a desireable option to hook up with that day.
by JulesDub69 August 19, 2017
by Keith Turban February 15, 2020
The act of masturbating and spunking into the shoe of an unsuspecting person that has wronged you. Even if the baby batter has dried you will have the pleasure of knowing that the person is walking around with your swimmers in their shoe.
by Bedrock & The Pirate January 24, 2007
1. A Dirty Brandi is the act of becoming intoxicated by drinking in someone’s beauty.
2. When you see someone so beautiful all your juices start flowing and you can no longer think straight.
3. When you see someone so sexy that your thoughts become so twisted even the most innocent of thoughts become naughty/dirty.
2. When you see someone so beautiful all your juices start flowing and you can no longer think straight.
3. When you see someone so sexy that your thoughts become so twisted even the most innocent of thoughts become naughty/dirty.
1. Did you see Steve walk into a wall after seeing that girl? He totally had a Dirty Brandi moment!
2. “And further more if you multiply the co-sign by the derivative and (*notices woman*) der... umm. Always capitalize your soup...”. “Holy crap! The professor sure had a Dirty Brandi!”
3. “I was sitting in church and had a Dirty Brandi!” “Oh no! What happened?” “The preacher said we should forgive people, and all of a sudden I pictured some chic naked and imagined all the thugs she could forgive me for doing to her!”
2. “And further more if you multiply the co-sign by the derivative and (*notices woman*) der... umm. Always capitalize your soup...”. “Holy crap! The professor sure had a Dirty Brandi!”
3. “I was sitting in church and had a Dirty Brandi!” “Oh no! What happened?” “The preacher said we should forgive people, and all of a sudden I pictured some chic naked and imagined all the thugs she could forgive me for doing to her!”
by Steve-Switcher December 04, 2018
dave: i took her back to mine last night for a bit of you know what
paul: hahahaha you dirty badger
man1: would you take a shower you dirty badger
man2: fuck off
paul: hahahaha you dirty badger
man1: would you take a shower you dirty badger
man2: fuck off
by KevinMul February 09, 2010
Where a male buys a kebab containing Doner meat along with other fillings such as salad as well as sauces such as chilli sauce or garlic mayonnaise. After eating the Doner meat the male proceeds to masturbate using the kebab bread and remaining contents as a sort of crude fleshlight thus creating the "Dirty Doner".
I had a Dirty Doner last night, it was well worth it although the extra hot chilli sauce was a bad idea...
by Bdog2002 May 11, 2011