dirty sneaker

The act of masturbating and spunking into the shoe of an unsuspecting person that has wronged you. Even if the baby batter has dried you will have the pleasure of knowing that the person is walking around with your swimmers in their shoe.

My wife pissed me off so I gave her a dirty sneaker!

by Bedrock & The Pirate January 27, 2007

Dirty Squaw

A sexual position where the female is on the bottom, on her back, with her legs raised up and crossed in front of her 'Indian style.' Her partner is applying downward pressure on her knees while fucking her in the ass. There may or may not be an exchange of wampum afterward.

My boyfriend and I were deep into the dirty squaw last night when I got a cramp which made me cum harder than ever before.

by Rebecca Jolene January 28, 2009

Dirty Breakfast

Stopping off at McDonald's for a sneaky breakfast before work

Fancy going over the road for lunch Dave?
No thanks mate, I had a dirty breakfast!

by Maldax November 5, 2010

Dirty Freddy

When you're still drunk from the night before and a dirty man who works at a fast food restaurant looks like a desireable option to hook up with that day.

That guy could be my dirty Freddy. Or, oooh look at that dirty Freddy, give him my number.

by JulesDub69 August 21, 2017

Dirty Harold

A reference to Harold Ramis, the actor who played Egon in Ghostbusters, the act of you (Harold) swinging your balls an inch above your friend's face while he sleeps as you chant "I ain't 'fraid of no ghost" repeatedly until he wakes.

A bonus would be the friend waking up with his first reaction to lift up his head which would ram into Harold's dangling/swinging nards which is when Harold must respond with, "he slimed me".

As Nic was sleeping, Carey pulled down his pants, squatted over his face and gave Nic a Dirty Harold

OMG, look at Stu giving Sam a Dirty Harold

by Beardiful January 13, 2013

Dirty Cole

When someone with stretched earlobes, or "gauges", has their ear-hole fingered in a sexual way.

Duuude... that Brittany chick is kinky. she gave me a Dirty Cole the other night.

by ColeMalphus February 19, 2011

Dirty Doner

Where a male buys a kebab containing Doner meat along with other fillings such as salad as well as sauces such as chilli sauce or garlic mayonnaise. After eating the Doner meat the male proceeds to masturbate using the kebab bread and remaining contents as a sort of crude fleshlight thus creating the "Dirty Doner".

I had a Dirty Doner last night, it was well worth it although the extra hot chilli sauce was a bad idea...

by Bdog2002 June 7, 2011