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penis

penis is funny word xd
penis
by ozone2354 August 7, 2020
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Penis ban

When a woman decides that she is receiving too much dick and decides to put herself on time out from it, usually due to 1) decision to focus on a goal, 2) realization that she is using dick to cover up emotional issues, 3) a punishment to her lover, or 4) from constant ridicule from others
Sarah: I’m thinking of giving myself a penis ban, at least for awhile

Jess: yeah you should you been a real slut lately
by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022
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ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.
person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered
by cukmepls June 3, 2013
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Penis

Your large pen-is in her box. Little penis for little box and big pen-is for a bigger box. Penis pricks boxes.
by @Hip_Matter August 23, 2019
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Connor’s penis

Connor’s penis is huge and gurthy. Every girl wants to have sex with Connor.
Sarah - “Connor is so hot I want to have sex with him
Samantha - “Yeah I want to touch Connor’s penis”
by SarahxConnor December 14, 2022
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no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis
Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct
by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021
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Poopy Penis boy

A small boy whose penis is covered small poop particles. Most of the time people don't like boys who are a poopy penis boy. Most poopy penis boys live a hard life, knowing they won't be liked by the people around them.
Girl: Why are you so stinky? Are you hiding something from me?
Boy: Yes, I'm sorry, I am in fact a poopy penis boy.
Girl: WHAT?! I will stop talking to you, you filthy poopy penis boy!
by Boylesple December 15, 2023
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