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filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu

A term used to put down non-sorcerers.
I can’t see it.”
filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu.”
“What?”
by ApTerse June 22, 2024
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monkey knuckle

by Bucket107 June 22, 2024
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Monkey Chunk

A very specific type of ass, I which is never to be confused with booty (an over sized ass) or butt, which is generally flat.

The "monkey chunk" derives it's name from the rather animated character its rather pronounced jiggle. Not all asses can be characterized as a monkey chunk.

Shape: The classic monkey chunk is derived from the 'pear' genus. It is a pear shaped form of ass known for its bulbous but tame proportions.

Trademark Characteristics: The monkey chunk is a happy ass, it jiggles when motion abruptly stops... and sports a modest clap when walking - it is quote animated.

The monkey chunk is also punctuated by deep cheek articulation, and very pronounced cheekage, just not as other types, such as the classic dump truck ass.
Wow, girl has a phat ass monkey chunk...
by Woodshed Moments June 22, 2024
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Mud Monkey

The direct comparison to Snow Bunny, but for fly white guys who like black women! Some call them race traitors, others call them wiggas. Are you a wigga?
When I die Ima go to mud monkey heaven
by Lilxanhasmyheart June 24, 2024
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Spunky Monkey

AN ABSOLUTE FAT ASS LIKE HOLY SHIT ITS MASSIVE, AND I MEAN MASSSSSSIVE
Gerald: "Herold, you got a nice Spunky Monkey!"

Herold: "Are you high?"
by xbot7564 June 30, 2024
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Winged Monkeys in the Media

All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.
"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint."
--Scott Adams on X
by geekmalone July 1, 2024
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Fuck monkey

When a guy gets pegged and screams “OO OO AUGH AUGH~” while getting it in the ass
Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.

If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.
by phelon (felon) July 2, 2024
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