Meat popsicle head 

A person who has utterly missed the point of a statement or line from a movie. A person hopeless out of the know. Drawn from the movie the Fifth element the main character is questioned by authorities if he is human and he responds “Negative. I am a Meat popsicle.” Correctly this would have informed the police that he had been frozen and revived thus explained an apparent very long life. Over whelming this was taken to have been a cheeky comment to the officers.

“I don’t get that scene in Harry met Sally, how did he make her cum like that.” “ Ooo you’re a total meat popsicle head.”

Meat popsicle head by Dave Zed December 16, 2008

ham head 

the head of a penis.

i totally closed my damn ham head in the car door yesterday.

ham head by dilbaid7 April 25, 2009

SOFT IN THE HEAD 

"Soft In The Head" refers to the modern male, using brains before bollocks and has the opposite meaning of machismo which is considered a negative in modern, global society. It indicates intelligence and thoughtful process.

Its better to be "soft in the head" than a moronic egomaniac who uses everything but his brain.

SOFT IN THE HEAD by Muse Of The World November 25, 2011

geeter head

crack head

Wtf are you talkin' about geeter head?

geeter head by xocrescendo April 29, 2004

truck head 

when one runs into a truck full speed head first

joe t ran into the truck so he a truck head

truck head by zad July 24, 2008

Ritz Head 

Being sweet, amazing, and THE SHIT, all while having a head that looks like a ritz cracker.

Man, Trent is such a Ritz Head!

Ritz Head by Herp-Derp-Purple August 3, 2010

Gutter Head 

A ghetto person who always has a flat brimmed hat on crooked and slanted to one side.

look at that gutter head! he must not want the rain water to drip on his face.

Gutter Head by sez4193 August 17, 2010