YouTube Certified

The belief that by watching a "How to" video makes you a certified expert on the matter.

This genius thought he tell me how to do my job, cause he watched a 10 minute video. Bro' must have been YouTube Certified!

by Franklin'ation September 23, 2020

Youtube University

When you learn a skill through watching videos on Youtube, thereby becoming competent at said skill without formal education or help from others.

"Hey, where did you learn to weld?"
"Youtube University"

by ElectricBananaMan June 15, 2019

Youtube mantra

When youtubers say 'Like, share, comment, subscribe, hit the bell notification button'

I usually just end the video when youtubers start reciting the youtube mantra

by pseudo3 August 20, 2018

drunk youtubeing

The act of searching youtube while drunk.

Person A- "Hey dude, where did you find this video?"
Person B- "I was drunk youtubeing last night and posted this video to everyones facebook wall! haha."

by jrarndt17 January 3, 2011

YouTube Shorts

YouTube Shorts are a type of content introduced around 2019 in order to concurrence Tiktok. The principle of Shorts are to post videos that last less than 60 seconds. Generally, YouTube Shorts seem to perform better than traditional videos. The only problem is that YouTube Shorts doesn't have an algorithm, meaning that scams and fake news videos can be recommended to you. Hopefully, YouTube introduces patches to regulate Shorts.

Person 1: Today, I'll publish a Short on YouTube Shorts.
The next day...
Person 1: Oh my god! I got a million views on my short!
Person 2: Why are my Shorts better than my long videos?

by SlammerGaming0 October 13, 2023

Youtube Rank

The rank on hypixle where the admins and Hypixle kiss your ass .Its the closest thing to a hack that wont get you banned you can get on the hypixle network.

hey did you here that youtube rank is stuipidly broken

ye thats why they win most off there games
makes sence

by IDK~ March 5, 2021

youtube pooping

The fine art of watching youtube videos whilst partaking in a massive bowel evacuation.

(Watching YouTube while taking a big shit)

Affectionately named after a memetic form of video popular among Millennials and early Generation Z-ers.

Brian: “I was youtube pooping for about an hour last night.”

Jimmy: “So was I.”

by TheSleeperThatHaunts August 7, 2021