Your mother

The most hidious monstrosity the seven hells has unleashed upon this world to consume us all and send our souls straight to hell to be Satan's urinal.

Damn man, your mother is self explanatory.

Your mother by Your Momma In A Two Piece December 13, 2004

Your goose is cooked. 

Your goose is cooked was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.

Your goose is cooked. was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.

Your goose is cooked. by PilgrimLad February 3, 2010

your shit smells of roses

1.If someone says something about you, and you are saying it like 'what so your perfect?'

2.If some bitch walks into the loo and says whoo! smelly one!

1. dave: OMFG! your hair is greasy!
mack: what, and your shit smells of roses?

2.Cassandra: PHWOAH! THAT REEKS, TAFFY!
Taffy: What, and your shit smells of roses, does it?

your shit smells of roses by Joe September 5, 2005

your one 

The female version of your man. Usually used to point out some you haven't bothered/don't know the name of.

Check out your one over there hanging with your man

Djya see the state of your one

your one by Jimbo_oc September 27, 2007

your rnom 

An alternate spelling of "your mom", commonly used on large online communities that prohibit the use of the phrase "your mom" in bio's, messages, motto's, etc. The phrase originated due to the fact that in many fonts, when the lowercase letters "r" and "n" are placed consecutively, they make what looks like a lowercase "m".

(Guys bio on XboxLive)- Location: Your rnom's pants.

your rnom by mattv93 March 29, 2008

your mom 

1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"

Friends kicking it at a basketball game...

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)

OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)

your mom by samantha-fantha February 16, 2013

Your nan's got a bowl 'ead 

Your nan has a head of hair in the shape of a bowl.

Generally used as insult/conversation killer.

Person A: Yo
Person B: Shut up fam your nan's got a bowl 'ead
Person A: * Silence*

Your nan's got a bowl 'ead by Your ban's got a nowl 'ead November 10, 2013