wizard turd

renaissance festival after hour workers. often enjoy dungeon's and dragons, magic and love type o negative and other crappy bands they look grimy usually trying to look gothic and mysterious

look at the wizard turds playing dungeons and dragons in their mom's basement

by the necromancer June 21, 2013

Wiztard

What you call a narcissist that thinks he's significantly better at things than he really is.

Person 1: Hey you wanna play (video game here)?
Wiztard in question: Well, I could actually win against you, since I play a Frontline and could kill you in seconds!
Literally everyone: ok.

by Anonymous Toaster January 31, 2019

Wizards beard

When a Male shaves all his pubes, except the hairs on the ball sack, giving the subtle appearance of a wrinkly old wizard with a long beard.

Friend 1: when you manscape, do you shave your balls too?
Friend 2: of course dude.
Friend 1: I never have, I'm too worried I'll cut myself.

Friend 2: This bitch got a wizards beard!

by HG2016 September 27, 2019

Wizards of the coast

Wizards of the coast is a company made to design elks elks at usually 3/3 but occasionally become normal stuff once they are sent to the grave yard unfortunately this Isa fatal way to get rid of it and any one who tries will be elked to death Wich is even worse then being frogged to death cause then you have a chance

I use oko their of crowns plus one to turns your questing beast to a 3/3 elk

wizards of the coast

by Biggest desletor magic fan November 9, 2019

Wizard (Clash Royale)

A wizard is midladder card in the game "Clash Royale" unlocked in arena 4 and that no skill midladder noobs use once they hit above 4600k. He is used mostly to spam considering no skill noobs spend money there dads credit cards instead trying to learn skill or possibly use an alternative card.

Person 1: A overleved Wizard (Clash Royale) come on man
Player 2: Im better because i spent money

by DEFINETLY COMPLETELY NOT ADRIA March 16, 2022

spontaneous wizardstorm

A storm that forms right on top of the place where you are without any warning.

It is a very pretty day. I think I shall go to the par- oh fuck. A spontaneous wizardstorm.

by argentangel June 29, 2009

Scissor Wizard

(n). lesbian

"Did you hear about that chick carrie who was a vegetarian? total scissor wizard"

by scavothemeatloaf February 2, 2017