suck wind

grant sucked wind all day long. grant sucked the wind from johns ass til i explodeded
by samdog November 18, 2004
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bearded whirl wind

When a bearded man, or a guy with a beard, rubs his beard in a circular motion on a girl's vagina.
Bill: "Dude, I totally did the bearded whirl wind on her last night!"

Ted: "That's fucking awesome"

Bill: "Yeah mayne, she went cahrayzee"
by nipple_fuck June 26, 2009
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three sheets to the wind

REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".
"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE OUR ASS SPOONES!!!"

sober up dude...
by anti February 09, 2005
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wind-up doll

What you become after a night of drugging.
You've become a wind-up doll from the ecstacy. Now, jump of a bus roof.
by B-Drac August 18, 2003
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Wind Rat

A WIND RAT is a female/male that is always available and open to giving any man a blow job. A WIND RAT may not open their legs for every man but definitely will open their mouth. A WIND RATS jaw muscles will never tire. A WIND RAT never spits they always swallows.
"Did you go home with her last night? Yah she turned out to be a total WIND RAT"

"Her mouth is always open and ready to accept the cheese past their tonsils "
by SEDG1 August 18, 2018
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mississippi wind chime

When 1 girl is performing fellatio on 5 guys at the same time, & their balls slap her chin in a rhythmic beat.
Just the farmhands playin their mississippi wind chimes on my daughter's throat."
by mrsflowers07 May 25, 2011
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Magical Free Wind

The act of sitting in a room and an awful odor fills the room. You look around to see who it was and everyone else is staring at you. Embarrassment rushes as you soon find out that you have just had a magical experience of a free wind.
Guy: *sniff* What was that?
Girl: Ew... That was completely gross. Why would you do something like that?
Guy: What did I do? I was just talking about that.....
Girl's friend: Lol he just had a magical free wind! What a loser!
Everyone (except guy): *Laughing*
by retouQ August 31, 2010
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