Long Island

A wealthy island off of Manhattan in the state of the New York. Traditionally, it consists of solely the affluent counties of Suffolk and Nassau. Geographically, it also contains the New York City boroughs of Queens and Brooklyn, although no one considers people from the boroughs to be "Long Islanders". Known for its abundance of Italian-Americans and Irish-Americans, in addition to extremely high cost of living and nice beaches, which also function as a summer destination for people from New York City.

You know you're in Long Island when the high school students are driving better cars than the teachers.

by leroy318 May 04, 2017

Long Story

What someone says before starting a long story to warn people if they're disinterested

Graham: Oh, it's a long story.
Juan: I don't need to hear it.
Graham: Okay, understandable.

by MarcoRubio2016 October 08, 2018

long off

When someone who has previously claimed they will join in or turn up does not.

Bruv he said he would be here? hes such a long off!

by CN123 January 07, 2017

hai long

pussy hole

your mother hai long

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Long Island

okay, i live on Long Island, on the LI/Queens Border in Floral Park. We are not "gansta" at all. Long Island is a very rich area filled with JAPs and prissy white girls. To us, "upstate" is anything that isnt one of the Five Bouroughs.

Floral Park Queens is not part of Long Island, but the Town of Floral Park is.

by Kristan March 23, 2005

long money

Your ends are long meaning big..

Sittin on Twunny Twos, thats what long money do.

My money long nicka, I can make the pope get shot.

by BIG DAWG PITBULLS February 08, 2004

short long

A hair style that is short in the front and long in the back. A mullet, camaro cut. Such a hairstyle is generally found on white males from rural areas.

John has worn a short long since the style was invented.

by Stacy B August 22, 2006