Honestly one of the best people, acts like such a playboy but is an absolute softie at heart. Talking to Lewis is a great experience, you never know what'll happen Lewis gives the best opinions and advice always providing good insight on things. If you don't have Lewis in your life you're missing out big time, get him before someone else does, his teasing and good natured insults are only a part of his overall gentleman-like nature.
by Fabric velvet November 20, 2021
Get the Lewismug. by Some guy who knows all January 4, 2022
Get the Lewis tiptonmug. by M1.. July 3, 2021
Get the lewis harveymug. Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
by anonymous November 26, 2023
Get the Gail Lewismug. Lewis is a name of many meaning, To be named this already makes you one of the best people alive; alongside their incredible beauty and intelligence. Lewis are normally very popular and likeable. However get on the wrong side of a lewis and they will eat you.
Hey lewis!
by Tgs R Bots August 28, 2019
Get the Lewismug. by Ssc00byd00by January 10, 2024
Get the Block Lewismug. Sefisticated geeza who will rule the world one day. Lewis Haddon is that powerful he sends his willy to a whole nation with no mercy, and no regret. If you try and overpower Lewis, you will fail. He is a manifester of the universe and if he says something, you do it, or you most definetly are not a level 5 gyat skibidi ohio sigma.
Peasant 1: "Look it's Lewis Haddon.."
Peasant 2: "So?"
Peasant 2 died becasue they did not bow down to the mighty Lewis Haddon as he walked by.
Peasant 2: "So?"
Peasant 2 died becasue they did not bow down to the mighty Lewis Haddon as he walked by.
by VoteForLewisHaddon April 29, 2024
Get the Lewis Haddonmug.