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warm wetzel

When your partner eats a large Domino's Pizza, then takes their rectal opening and presses it against your belly button and proceeds to explosively defecate over your entire midsection.
Ciera, I just ordered an extra sausage suprise pizza from Domino's, think you could give me a warm wetzel?
by willycosby69420 September 21, 2023
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Mouse Warming

This is when you meet up with a group of friends and show off all the bells and whistles of your new laptop; preferably one that no one else has but longs for.
Joe was mouse warming his new Toshiba yesterday.
by SunDazed January 8, 2010
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Wednesday Warmer

A weekly chuckle or joke which is rated by fellow peers.
Wednesday Warmer-

A soap shop in Ultimo was robbed last night. Police report the criminals made a clean getaway.

IT score - 7/10
by Wednesday Warner fan. July 9, 2010
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cheese-warmer

The inner part between the legs of a human male, located in between the anus and scrotum. Also called a taint.
Holy shit, that kid just bucked me in the cheese-warmer!

Or

Aw, gross, I just touched my dog's cheese-warmer. Shoot me.
by psuedonous psuedonym November 4, 2013
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willie warmer

My penis was cold so I warmed it with my Willie warmer
by Duckybaby June 29, 2015
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mirror warmer

Someone who spends most of their time looking at their reflection.
Bob:Would you stop being a mirror warmer for a second?!
Jennifer:Hold on!A few more moments!
by JungReal December 9, 2015
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David Warman

A person who talks a lot about important stuff that no one but themselves understand.
He kept talking but I did not get a word, he really pulled a David Warman.
by FU 2016 November 29, 2016
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