Vegan

Someone who ignores judgemental/uninformed arguments like "waaah but we are part of the food-chain, its natural to eat animal products." argument. This argument is pretty much identical to any person when asked or threatened with any behavior out of the ordinary that needs to use kindergarden logic to defend themselves. When a non-vegan hears the word vegan they generally have a look of disgust on their face and are more annoying than most vegans themselves with all of their patronizing questions/arguments they think are witty.

Some vegans are self-absorbed and moralistic a-holes, often the ones from PETA are the worst of these. Some vegans don't push their personal beliefs on others and get annoyed with how the preachy ones ruin everything for them.

non-vegan: Want some eggs?

vegan: no thanks.

non-vegan:why?

vegan:I'm vegan.

non-vegan: OH MY GAWWWD WTF DO YOU EAT? WHY? Isn't it...like natural to eat animal products? You need calcium and shit!

vegan:meh, its working for me, I like how I am now, thanks.

non-vegan: WTF YOU ARE SOOO PREACHY!

by tcoca July 7, 2009

Las Vegas

A city that's owned by the casino companies that have their businesses there.

Nowadays, casinos in Las Vegas rig their slot machines so that you'll never win unless you play continuously for 400 years.

by AYB July 1, 2003

vegan potluck

a dinner party. lots of great people and food. often with clean jokes and games.

new jersey veg social vegan potluck
new york veg social vegan potluck
philly veg social vegan potluck

by jim norton2 April 25, 2010

Vegan meat whistle

When a person makes another person suck on a dildo...the "meat free" alternative to sucking on a mans penis.

Whoa! dude my gf gave me the best vegan meat whistle ever last night YUM!

by noname12395 May 2, 2011

vegan vagina

a clean vagina it is sexy only because of the fact that the owner is vegan

ezra: should i smash?
nick: yeah bro heard she got a vegan vagina.
ezra: hell yeah im definately hitting that!

by ilovee June 9, 2017

cookie vegan

A person who normally is vegan, e.g. eats no meat or dairy, but will eat a non-vegan cookie any time.

Amy tried to be vegan for a month, but went cookie vegan after her grandmother cooked her favorite oatmeal raisin cookies.

by Suzanne Greene October 18, 2007

triggered vegan scrub

A triggered vegan who is very triggered.

U r a triggered vegan scrub

by Test jsbde December 29, 2016