Ur MoM

Ur Mom means that you had sex with their mom leaving them concerned and confused.

Them:What were you doing last night.

YOU:Ur MoM

THEM:what the !@$#!

by NASCAR guy September 30, 2023

ur mom

is gay

ur mom is gayyyy

by anonymous October 1, 2023

Ur mom

one of the fattest creatures on this planet can be found dating nikocado avocado at macdonadls and is fatter than the earth

person 1 what is the fattest creuture on the planet?
person 2 (flips pages) uhhhh ur mom lol

by anonymous October 4, 2023

Ur mom

Usually a female parent that is married to a man, but wee all know that she is g a y.

Haha ur mom gay dude!

by pooo1od January 16, 2020

ur mom

1. Ur mom, also your mom or your mum, is commonly used as a random phrase.

2. Ur mom, also yo momma or yo mama, is a joke made often. Usually, the person telling the joke is not trying to insult the receiver's mother.

3. Ur mom is the dead woman whom you're insulting. Even though you didn't mean to, you still insulted her.

1. literally any teacher: "Please read the next paragraph."
nervous me: "Uh.. uh.. UR MOM!" *runs out of class in fear*

2. joke teller: "Ur mom's so fat she couldn't even enter Walmart!"
receiver: *laughs nervously*

3. joke teller: "Ur mom's so stinky even the garbage couldn't handle her!"
receiver: *tearing up* "Dude, my mom's dead.."

by hitman bang January 17, 2020

UR MOM

the person who gave birth to you
thinks their right all the time
makes u clean ur room
whoops ur a s s for no reason

Your cool friend: yo, UR MOM kinda sucks at this game!
You: I know
Your cool friend: wanna come over to get away from UR MOM?
You: ya bro

by taytaysuckssheabitchfromhell January 21, 2020

ur mom gay

ur dad les btqia+ whats next? ur family tree lgbt homo will rise

yo ur mom gay

by happyholocaust January 22, 2020