twitter memory

Being able to recall tweets effortlessly (at times unintentionally) while having conversations with friends.

Twitter Memory ruins punch lines.
Ruins conversations.
Ruins friendship.
Ruins Lives.
October is TM awareness month. Spread the word!

#TM

"Yea bro, last night i ..."
"Stop. Last night you saw someone being robbed, beat up the robber- turned him in and got to meet Batman? I know. "
"Wow. Way to ruin the story!"
"My bad, my Twitter memory just kicked in on its own again. Damn it. I need help."

by @bbajj October 7, 2013

easier twitter

More readily variable verifiable facts and figures as well as even figurines

Easier twitter allows for ease of navigation confirmation.

by Hercolena Oliver October 19, 2008

Twitter-bitter

twit-er bit-er (adj) When a tweeter is bitter or upset about not receiving a reply to a Direct Message (DM). Also occurs where the tweeter does not receive any feedback on his or her status.

Manifests itself frequently in late night rants to which no one replies because it is the middle of the night, thus resulting in an endless cycle of culminating twitter-bitterness.

Don't be all Twitter-bitter just because I didn't see your DM yesterday, bitch.

by DJ Hearing Aid July 20, 2010

Twitter jockey

1. A public relations "pro" who spends their entire workday posting PR Daily, Mashable and other articles on Twitter (and Facebook...because all "pros" link their Twitter to their Facebook!) without a RT (ReTweet) so as to not give credit.

2. Someone who does not produce anything authentic or original of their own on Twitter and omits mention of the source except for the URL, which is in bit.ly or tinyurl form.

@"Twitter Jockey" Can you believe this statistic in a recent study? I'm pretending this is my link here!

by I Judge Because I Care April 10, 2011

Twitter Monkey

Someone who was on Twitter 24/7 and believed everything they heard and read on mainstream media before Elon took over. They also tend to be blue pilled and stuck in Matrix.

Daniel stop being such a a “Twitter Monkey”! Just because it’s tending on Twitter it doesn’t mean is true!

by Puertorican Papi January 9, 2023

twitter bitches

a community of people that are homophobic, transphobic, have scat kinks, and grapists

the twitter bitches are my favorite dolls!

by hottesthottie April 9, 2022

Verbal Twittering

The act of talking without noticing (or caring) if anyone is listening.

I'm watching the game on TV while my wife is on the other sofa verbal twittering. I have no idea what she's saying and it's unlikely she'll stop anytime soon to notice.

by musleh June 18, 2009