twilight

Morley's cat.

Morley: oops, I sat on Twilight again.

by ZhaoYun May 4, 2004

Twilight

Something you should use when tiolet paper/fire wood is not found.

twilight crap book

by Heavenlymo May 26, 2009

Twilight Traitor

The bitch/bastard who leaked Midnight Sun on the internet and stopped SMeyer from writing it.
The one person that every Twilighter would love to kill.

Twihead: I wonder who the Twilight Traitor was?
Loser: IDK, What's a Twilight Traitor?
Twihead: R U KIDDING ME??????
Loser: No.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Loser is died.
Twihead: U should have read Twilight, bitch.

by PorschePixie <3 December 22, 2008

twilightian

someone who is obsessed with twilight
they may wear twilight things or spend more than $20 on things like twilight bracelets and most school supplies are covered with "i heart twilight"

person 1: omg look at her she is such a twilightian

person2: i kno shes even wearing a twilight hair band!!

by i hate twilight December 20, 2008

Twilight

The title of a book and movie, they are stupid and everyone is trying to copy their movie.

Your not a vampire from twilight dammit! stop the obsession.

by K-99800 October 16, 2009

Twilighting

To go down on a woman who has her period.

My blood lusty, hornified self was satisfied by twilighting this chick.

by MisoHoney September 14, 2011

twirling the bird

smoking methamphetamines out of a glass pipe

dont loan any money to bob, he's been twirling the bird....

by Andrew Giminiani April 30, 2003