When your partner inserts their erect nipple into your ear canal then lets you suck the resulting earwax off of it.
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An NPC who gives free loot when you complete a quest you never knew you had to do.
Overall just a filler who sits in chemistry and hands out some answers for a lab you already did.
Of course they are called "Tristan"
An NPC who gives free loot when you complete a quest you never knew you had to do.
Overall just a filler who sits in chemistry and hands out some answers for a lab you already did.
Of course they are called "Tristan"
Typical interaction with Tristan 4 Free:
"Where did you get all those lvl 4 sticks?"
I did a quest for Tristan he gave me absolute crap even though im lvl 20...
"How hard was the quest?"
I never knew I was doing it...
"Where did you get all those lvl 4 sticks?"
I did a quest for Tristan he gave me absolute crap even though im lvl 20...
"How hard was the quest?"
I never knew I was doing it...
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Get the Tristan 4 Free mug.never trust a tristan. he will break ur heart into million of pieces cs hes a big ass cry baby. js bc he may say he loves u doesnt mean he actually does (hes saying that to 10 other girls) if ur mans name is tristan im so sorry 😊
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Get the Tristan mug.tristan. /trïstan/ a particularly effeminate ascot, originally worn by habsburg fancy men. it would see a resurgence in the 1960s when re-popularized by notable communists such as shel silverstein and fred jones
Friend: Yo, we hitting the festive gathering later? Habsburg lad: Alas I cannot, my tristan is caught in a loom again
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