I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023

For totals

A longer, less shallow, and more friendly way of saying "totally". Or agreeing with what someone has said.

"Hey, you wanna go to the the park?"
"For Totals!"

by RAWR6677 May 28, 2009

Total Rhubarb

The term refers to the laxative property of the humble rhubarb. “Total rhubarb” is the exclamation made when there is an involuntary evacuation of the bowels in moments of stress. More commonly known as “shi***ng oneself”.

Oh dear I was so stressed at PMQ’s I went “Total Rhubarb “

by Gogs HR January 27, 2022

totally fays

when somthing freaking sucks. very gay and stupid

Dude it was so cold it was totally fays.

by Mike Evan & J-wix November 21, 2007

Lemme get a total recall

A total recall is an order of three buttery nipples from the bartender.

Aye yo, lemme get a total recall.

by Meatclacks March 28, 2025

Total Antipalindrome

A word or string in which no character in the reversed string matches the character at the same position in the original string. In other words, for a string of length n, a total antipalindrome satisfies the condition that for every index i (1 ≤ i ≤ n), character i ≠ character n − i + 1.

It’s like the exact opposite of a palindrome—not even a single letter is allowed to line up with its mirror.

"abcd" → reversed: "dcba" → no positions match → total antipalindrome

"abcdef" → reversed: "fedcba" → still no matching positions → total antipalindrome

"abca" → reversed: "acba" → the 'a' at the start matches → not a total antipalindrome

"racecar" → reversed: "racecar" → all mirror positions match → a palindrome; definitely not a total antipalindrome

by Smakibbfb April 11, 2025

total memories

Good times, alot of fun, memorable

Come out tonight, it will be total memories!

by Adam December 1, 2004