The act of eating glitter paint and taking a crap around the rim of the toilet to find a glittery suprise.
if you use this on a friends birthday try a nice shiny dildo as a candle.
if you use this on a friends birthday try a nice shiny dildo as a candle.
by peanut pounder April 23, 2009
Get the Toilet cupcake mug.Upon dropping stinky logsinto the porcelain pit,in retaliation,the toilet graces your butt cheeks with toilet water. Often occurs when turds are cut well before submerging.
I flippin' hate toilet's revenge! The water causes the toilet paper to thin out and it's just down right cold!
by nero11 February 27, 2008
Get the Toilet's Revenge mug.Dude, Jeff has been in the bathroom for like 15 minutes what is he doing? Either he's whacking it or he has toilet amnesia.
by vivarlotto January 7, 2009
Get the Toilet Amnesia mug.by dumb waves May 22, 2019
Get the Clog the toilet mug.When a girl is so hot that if she were taking a poop in your bedroom bathroom and yelled out that there was no toilet paper, would you say, "that's OK baby, come back to bed anyway"
Off the toilet Hot.
OTT for short
Off the toilet Hot.
OTT for short
by dnasty tampa January 11, 2013
Get the Off the Toilet mug.A toilet that talks you into sitting on its face... And when it does, it won't let you get off of it until it finishes.
"Oh, my toilet did something strange today... It totally did thi---"
"Probably was Seductive Toilet."
"Probably was Seductive Toilet."
by Sajuco August 11, 2013
Get the Seductive Toilet mug.When two men who are sitting on the toilet for a prolonged time strike up a conversation about life, work, family, etc. Commonly takes place at an airport bathroom whilst waiting for a flight, or a taco bell bathroom after dinner.
Well, should probably get back to the wife now.
Alright, thanks for the toilet talk, nice to hear another guy with the same problems.
Alright, thanks for the toilet talk, nice to hear another guy with the same problems.
by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023
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