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Zeljko Tomic

The biggest Croatian fuck you will ever meet. His pubes somehow migrated to his head, as well as his penis. But u can’t see it because it is microscopically small. His favorite past time is jacking off on goats on his grandmas farm.
If you look over there you will see Zeljko Tomic jacking off on his goat zrinka
by Bigpapa4568 June 4, 2019
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mary tocco

mary tocco Oh I’m MaRy ToCcO AnD Vaccinating YOur KiDS cAusE AutIsm
by Holtzmann August 27, 2019
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Yaritza/ToxicNightmare

A beautiful girl with a beautiful soul and an infectious personality and hopefully your soulmate for life
Yo I met my Yaritza/ToxicNightmare I think she’s the one for me

I hope marriage is an option one day she’s perfect

Beautiful ,Caring, In love with all your flaws and sins
by J2SMOOTH May 11, 2021
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all my friends are toxic

All my friends are toxic, all ambitionless
So rude and always negative
I need new friends, but it's not that quick and easy
Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe
I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cellphone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
But life is immaculate, backin' it up a bit
Countin' my hours and knocking on wood
Avoiding my opposites, chewin' on chocolate
Had a bit limited time, but I should
Be good for a minute, don't want to admit it
I'm running on seconds, I'm rigid, I'm screwed
Don't know what to do, I'm thinking of you
I'm drinking up bottles and bottles of booze
I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cellphone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
by Do_U_Kno_Da_Wae? May 14, 2022
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toxic masculinity

The socially-constructed attitudes that men are expected to be: violent, unemotional, sexually aggressive, etc. It's harmful to men and it harms everyone else as a consequence through these actions.

Especially prominent in: locker rooms, with all the yelling, fighting, proving yourself, who's-dick-is-bigger atmosphere
and in fraternities, with all the making fun or or belting women, emotions, or being a decent human being, and judging men by how many girls they've had sex with, etc.
"God, did you hear about Joe hitting his girl because his friends were making fun of him for being emotional and sensitive when he's with her?"
"Yeah, that's just toxic masculinity. He's grown up taught that he's gotta be a certain way, and that acting otherwise or "acting like a girl" is bad. Murica."
by you got the words wrong March 7, 2017
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toxic masculinity

A stupid politically correct term that tries to tell people that masculinity is a bad thing or even unhealthy and toxic.
There is no such thing as toxic masculinity. fuck societal terms. fuck political correctness.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 19, 2020
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Hot Topic

Store meant for rich "goths" and "punks" and ended up with a bunch of rick posers that couldn;t find the Abercrombie
Like oh my god! Lets go to hot topic!
by Anonymous May 3, 2003
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