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Lesbian Pileup

Act where any number of lesbian women pile on top of each other for sexual pleasure. Typically involving four or more females but can grow to double digit numbers where the pressure on the bottom of said pileup reaching lethal levels.
Alyx: Oh man, my chest really hurts for some reason.

Mike: You should know by now Alyx that pressures can be quite large at the bottom of lesbian pileups.
by jtsiz November 13, 2011
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Lesbian Leaning

The act of slightly leaning against a friend of the female persuasion, which may be misconstrued as consensual same-sex-attraction-giving-vibes.
(Suitemate walks in on two friends leaning against eachother while watching a movie)

Suitemate: You two are totally lesbian leaning right now!

Or my favorite pseudo-homophobic moment:
(You find out your old friend just came out)
Self: Holey guac! (Fill in said Leaner's name) totally just came out! I hope we didn't accidentally lesbian lean!
by Math Nerd, Inc. January 16, 2009
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Angry Lesbian

What remains when a lesbian's lover suddenly jumps the fence over into having, or wanting to have, sex with men.
Judy: "Hi, Donna. I haven't seen Sara and Kat out lately. What's the scoop?"

Donna: "Sara discovered during her lesbianage of Kat that she had jumped the fence and has been seeing a man on the side. Some say they watched Sara build a bonfire in her front yard containing most of Kat's things. The fire department had to be called out to get the fire under control."

Pat: "Yes, Sara is definitely the Angry Lesbian now."
by passionwink January 25, 2008
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Lesbian Baiting

When a straight girl acts like she’s interested in another girl just so she can come out to her.
Lesbian girl: I came out to Amelia because I thought she was interested in me, then she ditched me
Friend: What gave you the indication that she was a lesbian?
Lesbian girl: She kept flirting with me.
Friend: She was lesbian baiting you
by LesbianBaited August 7, 2018
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Grandma Lesbian

A type of lesbian categorized as a smol bean with little to no social media and or use of technology. They wear cute little glasses for the aesthetic and probably thrift shop. They love cats and hot tea. They also usually have curly hair.
Kate McKinnon is such a little grandma lesbian, I love her so much.
I usually go for the grandma lesbian type.
Grandma lesbians are so smol, soft, and pure.
by lesbean May 15, 2019
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Would lesbian

Despite my heterosexual status as a female, if an attractive woman were to come on to me I would happily oblige.
John: Damn Carrie looks so hot in that mini skirt right now.
Daniel : Five bucks says you won't even go over there and talk to her.

John: Whatever man.. Donna what do you think would you tap that?
Donna: oh yeah she's hot . Would lesbian
by Cleopatra97 October 15, 2013
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lesbian curveball

A lesbian who heads out to pick up a one night stand and gets it home and finds it to be a male
Gee last night wasn't exiting that what a lesbian curveball he looked just like one of us
by Frank ruboneout November 18, 2013
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