Jacobean chair leg

Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.

Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."

by kdwilco September 21, 2013

Play with my chair

To play with one's sexual organs, spank the chicken, masturbate.

See ya later, imma go play with my chair.

by █ ███ █ September 14, 2018

Cone Poo Chair

A collection of meme jpegs tweeted by Ryan Cohen that caused a divide between Reddit Apes and Twitter Apes right before the MOASS due to various subjective interpretations

A topic that invites shills to live inside your head rent free, leading to more aggressive buying and HODLing

An argument that is completely pointless because the shorts must cover

Diamond Hands: “If you say Cone Poo Chair really fast, it sounds like ComputerShare.”

Youtuber/Twitter Influencer: “I would never direct register because I think reading google headlines is Due Diligence. Selling my shares is all I ever think about. The important thing is that I will become rich and brainwash my followers to paperhand.”

Diamond Hands: “I just registered another share to the infinity pool.”

by Lamar Chodom September 25, 2021

Captain chair splitting

While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.

Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.

by Purple nurble February 8, 2022

russian rocking chair

When a girl bends over and you repeatedly run at her with your cock

Omg George game me a Russian rocking chair last night and I can barely sit

by Goldenking134 May 11, 2018

chair moving fetish

Fetish - Sexualizing something that is not usually counted sexual. For some people it's moving chairs.

-Look at that weirdo... He always moves chairs around.
-I think he has the chair moving fetish.

by RizuSnek January 14, 2018

My Chair is wonkey

If your chair is squeaky or wonky the person in your chair has been listening to 1 hour of Shreksophone!

MY CHAIR IS WONKEY!!!!!!

by meow moo October 21, 2019