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Funk Tree

A very blonde, very large penis.
Did you see Christian's funk tree last night?

No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.
by hotdishultimate July 9, 2009
mugGet the Funk Treemug.

Facebook Funk

When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....
Man, I hit such a facebook funk yesterday, so bored, scrolled up and down till my bath went cold.
by cosmic candy September 6, 2017
mugGet the Facebook Funkmug.

Funk

1) Funk,

The intergalactic vibrations of groovy cats in tune with the mothership, revolutionizing human consciousness through grooves and jams that are typically psychedellic in nature.

2) Funk,

A stank stench - non-specific in origin but experienced quite specifically.

3) Funk,

Other definitions and bastardizations of the word are attributed to some serious jive talkin' turkeys not from the mothership.
1) That groovy cat Methastopholes can really bring da funk! When I hear his vibrations I'm teleported to Funk City in the most groovy way can ya' dig?

2) OMG WTF is that god awful funk coming out of the fridge, the garbage, your room, your ass...

3) What the funk is that... A jive talkin' turkey would say.
by G-Clint-Groove-Cat September 6, 2013
mugGet the Funkmug.

funk zone

Guy1: Aaqil and I finna go to the funk zone tonight
Guy2: Bruhhhhh
by childeater123 August 13, 2019
mugGet the funk zonemug.

funk in the dumpster

What you have when you are ready for a bowel movement. Often signaled by smelly farts or pungent flatulence.
Something smells. You feeling ok?

Yeah, I got funk in the dumpster.
by m&r2015 January 21, 2016
mugGet the funk in the dumpstermug.

Funk

When a part of your body is in a small amount of pain when you either sleep in a wrong position, or when you pull a muscle.
Andrew: Aww, man. I slept wrong, I've got this evil funk in my arm.

Matt: Just fall on it or soemthing... Pop it back into place.
by Matt Lance March 31, 2008
mugGet the Funkmug.

Funk

I just wanna funk you.
Or, that the funk!!
by marcotoa January 19, 2025
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