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Play with my chair

To play with one's sexual organs, spank the chicken, masturbate.
See ya later, imma go play with my chair.
by █ ███ █ September 14, 2018
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12" Gaming Chair

When someone in your game session brags about how good they are and how bad others are at the video game they play. Implying that they are playing the game with a 12" dildo inside of them.
Gamer 1: "lol ur so badddd l2p like me"
Gamer 2: "don't worry about Gamer 1, he's totally on a 12" Gaming Chair"
by anonbucket June 9, 2020
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Jacobean chair leg

Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.
Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."
by kdwilco September 21, 2013
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Cone Poo Chair

A collection of meme jpegs tweeted by Ryan Cohen that caused a divide between Reddit Apes and Twitter Apes right before the MOASS due to various subjective interpretations

A topic that invites shills to live inside your head rent free, leading to more aggressive buying and HODLing

An argument that is completely pointless because the shorts must cover
Diamond Hands: “If you say Cone Poo Chair really fast, it sounds like ComputerShare.”

Youtuber/Twitter Influencer: “I would never direct register because I think reading google headlines is Due Diligence. Selling my shares is all I ever think about. The important thing is that I will become rich and brainwash my followers to paperhand.”

Diamond Hands: “I just registered another share to the infinity pool.”
by Lamar Chodom September 25, 2021
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Captain chair splitting

While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.
Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.
by Purple nurble February 8, 2022
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Devil’s Rocking Chair

A sexual position where the man sits up in bed, reclined and the woman lays perpendicular across his lap, face up, with her ass squarely on his crotch and her legs spread allowing him arm’s length, easy access to her pussy and breasts (or mouth) at the same time. If the man has magic hands, the result is his woman will rock her hips in ecstasy, hence the Devil’s Rocking Chair.
Daddy, can I please sit in the Devil’s rocking chair?
by WordWitch69 December 16, 2021
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