Thick As Oatmeal

A girl or guy who isn't fat, but a little bit chubby. Usually a healthy appearance that is attractive.

Damn.... that girl is Thick As Oatmeal.

by Paulbigtoebunyon February 26, 2019

gmo thick

1. to be even more bodacious than average, in a a way that's almost unnatural, referencing both the the unusually large sizes of GMO foods as well as the consequential obesity epidemic

OR

2. when one has artificially augmented their already perhaps bodacious bod to be extremely bodacious; can be taken 0 to 100 or 100 to 3000

1. "I saw TayTay throwin ass cheek to ass cheek in his new romper, lookin' all double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon."
"Bruh, he's GMO thick!"

2. "Damn, TayTay must be hitting them squats--he thick"
"Nah, he made those gains under the knife, he's GMO thick"

by GMO daddy June 02, 2017

Long, thick rubber

An innuendo for a dildo

"She had fun with some long, thick rubber last night."

by Kyrian2008 November 18, 2023

thick creamy semen

liquid inside your ballsack or smthing idk im dumb asf

the place where billions of kids are located

Guy 1: OMG IM GONNA BUST OUT MY THICK CREAMY SEMEN!!!11 OMAGAAAAASH!!!11!!1
Guy 2: Kan i hav sum>>>>?/??

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

thick dad

Its when ur dad ia really thick
Bf: damn ur dad is really thick
Gf: ik we fuck sometimes
Bf: you lucky whore

Your father is a thick dad.

by Monarcas June 08, 2018

thick vag

So everyone knows your average vagina. It’s cute and it looks like Malibu Barbie’s. A thick vagina, however is similar but you’d have quite a bit of fun giving someone with this kind of vag head.

No, I don’t have a regular vagina. I have a thick vag

by toefruit July 21, 2019

Full on thick

Having a raging hard dick

Did you see that girl?! She got me full on thick.

by Poglet jones May 31, 2022