Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
by Chonky December 9, 2008
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John: Hey do you like straight women?
Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay
Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay
by Mike Oxbleeding March 14, 2021
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When you and your friend do something gay without socks on but at the end of the day your still homophobic and straight
Khriz and Michael had hot steamy sex but at the end of the sex they dabbed each other up and agreed they are strictly straight
by Gayalejo January 12, 2023
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Bro 1: I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago, how come I haven't pooped it out yet?
Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
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-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay
-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay
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