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MOG status

1. noun - A state of perfection that can only be described by the words "Mother of God."

2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.
Person 1 - "Here is your mixed drink!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"
by Professor Funkadopolis January 14, 2014
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status bro

A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."
by Educated Manchild June 25, 2020
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Father Status

To be an expert in a specific type of game, sport, hobby, or other activity.

If you are an expert of something you would be referred as Father (insert last name).
Wow he is so good at ping pong !
Yea he has reached father status

You beat through the fire and flames on expert !? your of father status on guitar hero.
by club30 April 4, 2009
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Jerk-Status

The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.
Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!
by Adb1002 August 29, 2018
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Status Fart

When you out of no where come up with a status to put on Facebook.
Kerri: ".. and so he was like and she was like, Hey are you even listening to me?!!!"

Jill: "Sorry, I just had a status fart. I need to post this immediantly."
by yaknowwww January 9, 2011
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status masterbation

A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.
-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?

-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.
by andmybow February 20, 2014
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Rockefeller Status

When you are at a party and the keg is tapped.
1. Dude, any beer left?
2. No, they tapped the keg, just like they tapped the oil field......Rockefeller Status
by MikeSmith October 14, 2012
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