Pumped-er

More excited or pumped than normal.

Example #1
Philip: Wow, you're excited.
Joshua: Yeah, I'm even pumped'er than usual!

Example #2
That me feel even pumped-er!

by probably_born_in_a_barn January 19, 2019

Pump the footy

Another phase for Male Masterbation, wanking, choking the chicken, slapping the salami.

After another unsuccessful night out on the town, James went home alone to pump the footy

by Jrob January 21, 2019

Perfect Pump

Taking credit for coincidence to boost ones reputation.

With eyes closed "Dude i need exactly 20 in gas" accidentally hits 20 on the mark. Claimee takes credit for being omniscient. The perfect pump.

by MagicRoddy July 15, 2019

oil pump

when a guy masturbates while simultaneously pooping

(the poop is the oil)

bitch this a joke i ain't usin' oil pump in a sentence ya nasty

by fujy the wale May 7, 2019

Vag pump

When your vagina suck in a dick like a vacuum and the dick gets stuck.

Omg you vag pumped me, now we have to go to the hospital.

by Vagpumper1000 June 4, 2019

Goat pumped

When a guy at the bar buys all of your drinks and is trying to fuck your friend but fist bumps you.

Friend: That old guy at the bar just bought me this drink.

Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.

The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!

by Jean468 June 20, 2019

Pounding and pumping

When the man is ejaculating but still feels horny and keeps screwing up her partner in the hole he's working up.

Lea: What's so special about your boy?

Kiara: My boy Karl is a champion in bed, he keeps pounding and pumping until he creampies me.

by jvg_1995_incorporated March 25, 2019