He’s gonna take you back to the past

Literally. This white dud will take you back to your SHITTY childhood in the 80s.

"Ayo the pizza here."

*runs downstairs and trips*

"OH NIGGA"

*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*

" augh my ears burn"

Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…

by TheFuckinNerd February 23, 2022

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hab paste

the coolest way to say habanero paste

My oysters came with a delicious hab paste

by Hadabee January 03, 2023

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prostate paste

When a girl fingers your asshole causing blood, lube, and fecal matter to mix. Her finger is now covered with it.

She wanted to experiment with my asshole and the next thing I know her knuckles were dripping with prostate paste.

by Wrighteous53 January 11, 2018

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Shrimp Pasting

To creampie a girl on her period

“Yo I’m gonna nut in Hannah tonight”
“Isn’t she on her period though?”
“Yeah, I’m shrimp pasting her tonight”

by Ddawg999 October 01, 2021

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Dark Past

A fatherless, motherless, confused, uneducated, mentally ill, idiotic, self-hating, ignorant, mud shark, coal burning woman who has abominably dated or has hooked up with inferiorly hideous non-white animalistic men in her past. She can also be a single or divorced mom that has non-white kids or has a desire to have non-white kids for a white knight simp beta cuckold man to take care of. She’s also usually a drug addict, an atheist that falsely believes that God The Father/Jesus Christ/The Holy Spirit are all black, anti-white, anti-conservative and “bisexual”. She also usually mostly likes non-white “musical” “artists” and “actors”.

Yo, I just found out from her other friend that I work with that she has a dark past, so I blocked her immediately because I respect myself and to save myself from an unwanted STD and possibly an innocent aborted child.

by Owl King June 15, 2023

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