85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025
Get the 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TVmug. by Swagdoodle November 22, 2021
Get the Neomug. Referring to “neo concept” when discussing the K-pop group NCT (most often used to describe the subunit NCT 127)’s specific style of music. Neo in this context is used to describe the unique, niche, and unconventional sound and concepts used by NCT. This is a mix of electronic, trap, hip hop, rap, rock, pop, and more in order to create the group’s signature bold, futuristic, boisterous, and experimental sound. They are often deemed as the only K-pop group to be able to work within this sound and style and are highly credited with true artistry in order to pull off such a unusual, eccentric, and distinctive sound.
Wow, Sticker is NCT 127’s most neo concept yet! I can’t imagine any other group being able to pull this song off!
by honeybear13 September 24, 2021
Get the neomug. Neo-Racism is an act of modern racism. It is mainly seen in black people on Tiktok hating on white people for merely existing.
by Poaa April 12, 2023
Get the Neo-Racismmug. 
A: Hey, did you hear about all these people going to Minions: the Rise of Gru dressed in suits?
B: Yeah! did you know that that's actually a neo-meme derived from 'seven tickets to Boss Baby Two please?'
A: ...
A: no one asked
B: Yeah! did you know that that's actually a neo-meme derived from 'seven tickets to Boss Baby Two please?'
A: ...
A: no one asked
by StayBrokeThen July 12, 2022
Get the Neo-mememug. by Tracey the one with the ass February 27, 2021
Get the Neomug.