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The Ant-Man 

A smart way to have sex when your face doesn't allow it
The lonely maiden lies dormant in her chambers, while, unbeknownst to her, the Ant-Man senses an opportunity to penetrate the fortress. He stealthily makes his way into her room. She doses on and on. He seizes his destiny and makes quick work with his meat sword. All the while she remains asleep and unsuspecting. The Ant-Man makes a quick escape, entirely unnoticed. Quest accomplished. The maiden awakes on the morrow with a strange feeling that some dubious activities transpired during the night. However, she will never know of the Ant-Man's escapades for his guile and stealth are second to none... He lives to see another day.
The Ant-Man by ko6mi October 2, 2015

The Hype Man 

-The most fucked up guy at the party who is willing to get down with anyone, do an extreme amount of keg stands, cheer on bros who are making out with a chick and bust moves that no one has seen before.
-Someone who just enjoys their friends drunkenness by continuously buying them or handing them drinks.
Bro 1: Dude this party is dead.
Bro 2: Naw, man just wait for The Hype Man to get here. Everyone is gonna hit the dance floor.
Me: *Stumbles through the door carrying an empty fifth of tequila* Let's get this Party Started! *Beat drops!*
(And that was the last thing I could remember from that night. )

The One Man Fuck Up 

is the one friend who fucks up everything your friend group does and ruins the entire Fucking Experience for evryone. They are also the most retarded, autistic peices of shits in the world.These peoples name consist of. Will, Bob, Jeff or Jeffery, Mark, Luke, And Eric. Watch out for these people ladies and gents this people will ruin your life.
Mark shoplifts and you guys get arrested

"Jesus Mark Your The One Man Fuck Up

The Cheese Man 

A hunk of cheese that you can hook up with for only 9.99 please call 2367645691 for more info!!
The cheese man Is a Lat Lat Boy HUH hunk of cheese HUH
The Cheese Man by Chunky Man January 15, 2020

Yadiel The Wise Man

A person who posts inspirational quotes on their bios or Instagram page. They are to live by unless you want to live a basic life.
I got some great advice on a great pooping strategy from Yadiel The Wise Man.

the AIDS man 

a man goin around georgia and new york givin males and females HIV AIDS on purpose to "teach them a lesson" as he says on his famous you tube video. he says he wants 2 teach all the hood rats a lesson about wearin a condom when dey have sex.
"did you guys here, the aids man is back!"
"i just saw his video yesterday"