Mystery liquid

something you should never. EVER. drink. If you drink it, you will probably die.

guy 1: don't drink that mystery liquid!
guy 2: I wasn't gonna, retard.

by SailorJazzy<3 September 20, 2023

liquid warmth

warmth in the form of a liquid

the shower provides water as liquid warmth.

by Kevinw05 September 1, 2022

liquidity almost children

Cum

"Give me your liquidity almost children, Jared Fogle"

by Mc_Lovin_42090 May 2, 2018

slipping liquid

Almost pooping yourself when you have diarrhea

I bent down to put away a box and started slipping liquid. I ran to the bathroom so fast with my butthole clenched!

by Certainly not Katie July 30, 2024

Liquid Hungry

When you need to get more money but all of your money is in stocks, so you need to wait for the market to open to sell them and get money to spend on stuff

I need to buy Elden Ring Nightrein, but I have to wait for the stock market to open to get the money to buy it because my bank account is empty, I'm so liquid hungry right now

by ArvindS0508 June 6, 2025

Jitter liquid

A brown energy liquid that is either smooth or chewable or somewhere in between depending on who what and how it was made.

Can you please make me another jitter liquid this one is too chewable.

by Petperson989 October 7, 2023

walking the liquid tightrope

Taking shots of alcohol periodically during a family or formal event while trying to maintain balance and composure.

I am not looking forward to my in-laws coming over this weekend. Saturday I might be walking the liquid tightrope.

by MCRAzyLGB October 31, 2021